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The Secret To Longevity: Rub It Out
Published 8/14/2008 by The Piler at Brahsome - Care To Get Nice?
91 year old actor Ernest Borgnine recently appeared on Fox and Friends discussing his long acting career. When asked his secret to long life, the Dirty Dozen star leaned over and attempted to whisper in the ear of his interviewer, but his answer was picked up by the mics: “I masterbate a lot.” Good news folks, yours truly must be effing immortal. H/T to The Sorostitute for the submission. ShareThis

Ernest Borgnine Shares the Secret to Eternal Youth
Published 8/14/2008 by Candy at CandyKirby.com | Humor Columnist, Pop Culture, Sex, Funny News, It's CandyTV
91-year-old Ernest Borgnine, who has been in — and I’m estimating here — approximately ten billion and four films and TV shows in his career, revealed to Fox News the, um, off-BEAT secret to his youthful looks: Yes, you heard that right — Mermaid Man “masturbates a lot.”  Arthritis be damned.  Love it! Kind of gives new meaning to his movies “Shoot” and “Torpedo Run,” doesn’t it?

Big Brother 10: They Masturbate A Lot
Published 8/20/2008 by littlebigmouth at The Recapist
So luckily (I guess), a meteor didn't hit the house this week, and we're back. Jerry and April on the block, the veto comp was last night, and a haircut was easily the star of the show. These goons couldn't be interesting if they were on fire. Time to bring the twists back into this show, CBS. And when I say 'twists', I mean 'poisonous snakes'. One for each of them. More Big Brother after the jump... Jerry's making even more military references to describe the situation he's in, April refuses to get the point that by wearing that goddamned bow in her hair, she resembles the spoiled child she constantly acts like, and Renny ...