A Message from Joe Francis - This Can Happen to You (video)

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Joe Francis Wants to Protect Your Constitutional Rights
Published 8/19/2008 at Radar: Fresh Intelligence Blog
Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis has long been known as a wealthy amateur pornographer, female reporter assaulter , and Ashley Dupr -related smut peddler . He's now trying to add another identifier: protector of the American Constitution. Back in 2003 (spring break, like you even had to ask), Francis got himself into some hot water after Panama City officials arrested him pretty much for being Joe Francis. Before he even stepped foot in Florida, Bay County officials were quoted on record calling Francis "scum-sucking trash," adding that they'd arrest him if he brought his dirty shtick to the otherwise civil proceedings that ...

The Terrorists Have Some Demands
Published 8/19/2008 by Evil Beet at Evil Beet Gossip
Here’s Joe “Dead Eyes” Francis announcing that he’s suing the people who kept him in a Florida jail to the tune of $300M. “I recently experienced an unbelievable miscarriage of justice that made a victim not just of me, but of all Americans who cherish their constitutional right to free expression … If this can happen to me, it can happen to you.” This dude is so, so creepy. It’s like, if you’re one of those people struggling to grow spiritually, and you feel like you can’t quite grasp exactly what a soul is, watch Joe Francis in this video. And when you ask yourself, “What is it that seems to be missing with this guy?” just know that the answer is “a soul.” This ...

Joe Francis Sues For Return Of “Girls Gone Wild” Underage Civil Suit Settlement
Published 8/20/2008 by Castina at Pop Crunch
Joe Francis, founder and CEO of the Girls Gone Wild empire, filed a suit in Los Angeles Superior Court on Tuesday, alleging that a federal judge worked with opposing attorneys to coerce him into signing a 2007 settlement agreement with the families of three underage girls who were illegally featured baring their breasts in an edition of GGW. Joe says he was under disrest when he agreed to pay the families off and they should have received nothing. (This pig has more tricks up his sleeve than a magician.) “Panama City officials began their persecution of ...

Satire
Published 8/20/2008 by Stacey at Webster's Is My Bitch
Satire: (Noun) The use of humor, irony or exaggeration to expose and criticize stupidity or vices, particularly in the context of contemporary politics and other topical issues. Following the popularity of Paris Hilton's campaign spoof, it seems notorious date rapist/statutory rapist/smut-peddling scoundrel Joe Francis has also decided to try his hand at internet humor, by filming himself sitting in front of the American flag and giving the above speech about civil liberties. Now, some people gave Paris shit for not writing her own material, but at least I will say that she handled ...